I have a program called 'StumbleUpon' It goes to a random website within the guidelines of what I want. Sometimes they are great, but sometimes they suck. This one that I found, well I didn't like it. It was a Christmas song and a video in the background. Basically it was a Santa and his Reindeer singing the song White Christmas. "So what" I thought, "I'll just give it a thumbs down, and I won’t have to deal with it." So I decided to check out how much everyone else hated it. Well, I found something that I was shocked to see. Not a single thumbs down, all thumbs up and a lot of people saying how much they loved it! Well, I was completely disgusted. I couldn’t hold back, I had to say how pathetic they were, I just needed to. These people are saying how much Santa is great and how much they love the song! The song came out in the 1900s! Ok 1954 to be exact, but that’s still too long for a song to still be “A very nice Merry Christmas song and performance.” Ok, maybe a nice Christmas song, but that’s not saying much at all. Try to find a Christmas song that is both good and new! Can you do it? No because it does not exist, even finding one of those is hard to do! Ok, so we got the point that I hated this, and was about to go on my rant, so after thinking for a very brief minute to gather my thoughts and put them together into a nice rant, and I wrote this, and I quote
“Ok...I have a riddle for you...What is Santa+ Reindeer+ Christmas songs =? A terrible (Edited) video... First of all, I Hate Santa...Second of all, Christmas songs suck!!! I don't care how much "Christmas spirit" you have, if you like these songs then either your pathetic and you like the same old music that they came out with in the 1900's, or if you have never heard any other music in your life time and you are one of those pathetic retards who goes around celebrating the 'Birth of Jesus' even though there’s no real prove he existed, and even if he did exist it wasn't even his birthday in December...If you don't believe me read the bible...However, I would HIGHLY suggest that you just believe me on this one, now I'm going to finish this rant with this last thought, If you, for one minute, think that, by shoving your religion, or even your Christmas spirit down people’s throats, that it will 'make them a better person' or 'give them hope and Christmas cheer' Then just turn your TV on the news and look at all the school killings and the homicides...ITS ALL YOUR FAULTS!!!!!!! Thanks you for reading and considering my thought, I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, but only if you don't song those god awful Christmas songs.”
Now, I have edited it because I do not know how old my reader will be, and did not want to offend, or put any ‘bad words’ into your mouths, I may rant about ‘bad words’ at some point, but that’s a rant for a different day. But I leave you today with this rant, and these links. The first link is to the web page I ranted about (The one with the video and song) the second link my originally rant.
White Christmas (Link I ranted about)
StumbleUpon Review (Original placement of rant)